It's That Time Again!

It's that time of day again! The time where I blog and hopefully at least one person reads and comments! :]

Ever had one of nights where you toss and turn, and never get any sleep? Yea that's me. Every night. What do I do? I call reinforcements. By reinforcements I mean I call Michael at 3 in the morning so he can suffer the same fate that I do. What do we talk about so early in the morning you ask? Well, we had a heated argument about what whales sound like when they sing for a good half hour. Here's a summary of what happened:

Michael's Point of View:

If a whale's gonna sing than it sings when it shoots water out of it's blowhole! So obviously it'd sound like water such as "whooooshhhhh" or "shhhhhhhhh" or "splat".

My Point of View:

If a whale's gonna sing, it's not gonna sound like pee. That's not attractive and there's no way they'd do that as a mating call. It'd sound more like "hmmmmmmm" (hummed in a way that sounds like a question) or something else along those lines. At least it doesn't sound like someone taking a number 1.

All of a sudden I remember the only thing I learned in civics class. Wire tapping. It's where creepers with no lives will buy a $200 device so that they can tap into your phone conversations without you knowing. Now there's no law in Canada banning such devices because there are already hundreds of thousands of people with said device in Canada alone. No point in banning it now if people are just gonna listen anyway. So what if some of those hundreds of thousands of people were listening to our conversation? (which they probably are) Then that would mean that possible thousands of people heard me make possible singing whale noises.

Now that is what you call embarassing.

That got me thinking...I wonder if anyone will show up on my doorstep and arrest me if I scream "LET'S GO BLOW UP GEORGE BUSH!" into the phone. I think I'll try that tonight. If I don't post anything tomorrow, you'll know that I've been taken away. You'll help testify in trial for me if it comes to that wouldn't you? :]

Your Daily 5:

1. I am absolutely petrified of thunder. I will wince and hide under tables at the very sound.
2. I have a one dimpled smile. It makes me feel like I wasn't...built properly.
3. Every time I go out to eat, I order the funniest sounding thing on the menu.
4. The sight and smell of bloods scares me, but intrigues me at the same time.
5. I got drunk for the first time when I was 3. It was 11 pm and I came down wanting something to drink before I went back to sleep. My dad and uncles unbelievably drunk and were playing poker. When I asked for something to drink, my uncle told me that there was a glass of apple juice on the kitchen counter. Instead of drinking the apple juice, I downed a glass of beer. Then proceeded to run around the house playing tag with inanimate objects. Now everytime company comes over my dad tells them the story.

Remember: don't say anything on the phone that you wouldn't want people to know about cause there's always someone listening in! ;O