There's A Whole New Meaning To OHMIGAWD~

Alright so I'm going to skip the intro and just start ranting. I have do not have words enough words to describe what I have discovered today on the Internet. Whoever decided to create this product could be sued for corrupting minors (and I'm serious. People can get sued for corrupting minors. That's pretty messed up).

You're probably wondering what could possibly freak me out. Well, lemme be the one to corrupt your innocent minds, and introduce you to the 'OHMIBOD'. That's right. The 'OHMIBOD'. What does this contraption do? Well, it's an Ipod, but at the same time it's a vibrator. It plays music like any other Ipod while you, um...use the vibrator part of it.

There are two holes in the Ipod. One is for the headphones, while the other one is for the vibrator. Apparently it vibrates differently to each song.

Now you're probably thinking, "Why would anyone invent such a thing", and "Why on Earth were you looking up things like that?"

I can't answer the first question for you, but as for the second one, it was totally involuntary. I was randomly googling things in hopes of finding inspiration for my next blog post. As much as that was awkward, it did give me something to write about...

So in case you don't believe such a thing as the 'OHMIBOD' exists. Well wake up and smell the really bad coffee my dad makes, cause it does. To prove my point, I'm gonna show you the picture I found on google; but I'm gonna warn you now, I'm taking no responsibility for how you react for when you click on this link.

http://www.musicbath.com/photos/misc/ohmibod2.jpg

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OMG. So today's the first day of school, and it already sucks; although my schedule doesn't seem that bad, but of course we wouldn't know that for sure until I know whose in my classes. I do believe I made a really bad impression on my home room teacher though, because I showed up 20 minutes late (it wasn't my fault. I swear. I just missed the bus). To make it worse, it was the only class I had that day, and it started at 1pm.

So here's my schedule:

Day 1:
Period 1: Peer Tutoring (it's like co-op, but mushed together to fit into one period).
Period 2: English. (I love English. Enough said).
Lunch
Period 3: Photography? (I don't really know how to decipher the complicated course codes. Sorry).
Period 4: Math (I hate math, but I love the teacher, so it evens out).

Day 2:
Period 1: I.A.P.S. (which is basically physiology in it's most basic form).
Period 2: Applied Biology (that's right I took applied biology. Not very Asian of me eh? I just needed a group 3 credit and my mom didn't think it was very feminine of me to take auto).
Lunch
Period 3: Female Fitness (Don't ask. I was forced into taking this. Yoga isn't exactly my ideal form of exercise, but I was running out of courses to take).
Period 4: Drama (Drama makes the world go round. If you don't agree, than you can just suck it).

I just thought I'd share that with you today. :]

Your weekly 5:
1. I love being the reason for a smile on some one's face.
2. I'm deathly afraid of the dark.
3. I'm dirt poor at the moment. I'd get a job, but no one seems to be hiring now. So for the time being, I'm just gonna go wait for money to rain from the sky. It can happen, I saw it on Big Brother.
4. I hate it when people write about my opinion. Honestly, get your own things to right about. I don't care if I said whatever to you. You don't fucking ever write about the stuff I say while we're "talking". If you don't agree, fine; but you don't ever put it somewhere where everyone can read it. When people do that, I lose all respect for them because that just means that they don't respect me enough to ask if I were okay with what they were writing about.
5. I also hate people who take the stuff I write and claim it as their own. It pisses me off like you wouldn't believe. So just trust me, and don't do it. Because if you value your life, you wouldn't be putting yourself through that. Ever.